I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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