dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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