i barfeds in our rink
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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