his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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