Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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