Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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