sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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