My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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