This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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