yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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