I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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