I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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