this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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