I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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