why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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