If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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