This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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