if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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