I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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