windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We have so much sex to catch up on
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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