I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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