I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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