if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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