oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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