he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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