I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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