I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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