haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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