somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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