She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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