He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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