lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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