chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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