Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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