I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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