I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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