I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
be right there i have to get my cape
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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