Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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