I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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