I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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