So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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