i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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