redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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