Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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