I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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