She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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