i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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