She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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