Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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