you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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