Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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