porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think your dad took our porno
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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