In the future we'll all be gay
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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