I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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