there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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