season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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