Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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