Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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