I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It's Friday. Sex?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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